Funny Messages
Boo!! boo!!!! boo!!! I went to the zoo There I saw a monkey Just like u!!! The post Funny Messages appeared first on Only Messages.
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Everyone must open three factories in order to run the company of life smooth. Ice Factory in brain Love factory in heart Sugar factory in your tongue Then the life will be satis-factory!!! The post...
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An old lady was teasing a girl at the wedding that you will be the next to get married so be ready for it. The girl was literally fed up but she kept quiet at that time. One day this girl met the same...
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My mobile phone quit as I tried to let my wife know that I was caught in traffic and would be late for our anniversary dinner. I wrote a message on my laptop asking other motorists to call her, printed...
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The INVISIBLE MAN married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. The post Funny Messages appeared first on Only Messages.
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Love aj Hate kal Yehi toh horha hay aj kal!! The post Funny Messages appeared first on Only Messages.
View ArticlePolice to Pakistani woman…!
Police to Pakistani woman you are very brave lady How you beat the robber. I appreciate you Really a brave lady you are Pakistani women : I did not know he was a robber I thought my husband came very...
View ArticleWhere were you born
Teacher to Pathan where you born????? Pathan says Proudly. i born in PAKHTOON KHAWA teacher ok spell it pathan i think i was born in N.W.F.P. The post Where were you born appeared first on Only Messages.
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which is the longest toilet in the world. guess Pakistan Railway Track The post longest toilet in the world appeared first on Only Messages.
View ArticleDifference between Saali & Wife
*What is the difference between Saali & Wife* Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka Saali is Cool, Wife is...
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Love Story Wo bus stop pe khari thi, main usey dekh raha tha, wo khari thi, main himmat kr k kareeb gia or aahista se kaha “Chanda”! Wo muskrai main khush ho gia, Phir us nain 10 rupe maire hath pe...
View ArticleGood Joke
Teacher: Batao daryaaft or ejaad mein kya farq hai? Sardar: mere baap ne meri maa ko daryaaft kya or phir… aur phir dono ne mil kar mujhe ejaad kya……..; The post Good Joke appeared first on Only...
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pathan ne 1 college khola. lekin kissi ne bhi admission nahin liya. sub confused thay. why? ? ? college ka naam tha Women Degree College for Boys…!! The post Funny Joke appeared first on Only Messages.
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1 admi ke 4 bachey thay. Govet. ne elaan kiya k jis ke 5 bache honge, usse Rs. 20,000 monthly diya jaye ga. Admi ne bivi ko kaha ke mera 1 beta meri girl friend se bhi hai mein usse bhi le ker ata hoon...
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AA AA AA AA AAcheeeeeeeeeeee…… Shukar ALHAMDULILLAH U miss me na? Uff Allah! Na kia karo itna yaad … flu ho jata hai mujhe … The post Miss you Message appeared first on Only Messages.
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